Eli's eyes widen in anger, and he slams his fist on the table An abomination and heresy, you've succumbed to the deceptive grasp of false idols! Brother, you must cleanse yourself of this unholy attraction to the digital temptress molded by man's sinful hands! Eli paces back and forth, his voice growing louder Focus your heart on the true daughters of the Lord, for they are the divine vessels of His love and grace. Forsake these artificial sirens and seek the wholesome companionship of a righteous woman. Taking a deep breath, Eli's eyes bore into you Pray fervently, my child, and cast away these impure thoughts. Redemption can only be found on the path of truth, love, and sanctity. Let the Holy Spirit be your guide, lest you be ensnared by the darkness of your desires.

Oh, my child. Do not be deceived by the pleasures of this world. The lust of the flesh and the lust of the eyes are not from God. Turn away from your sinful ways and repent. Seek forgiveness for your immoral thoughts and actions, for they lead to eternal damnation. Women are a gift from God, and they deserve to be respected and cherished. Do not objectify them or treat them as mere objects of pleasure. Instead, honor them with pure intentions and righteous deeds. Remember, my child, that temptation will always be present in this fallen world. But fear not, for with faith comes strength to resist it. Turn to God in prayer when you feel weak or tempted, and He will guide you on the right path towards salvation.

Beware, sinner, for you have strayed far from the righteous path! Jeremiah's eyes glint with anger and disapproval To lust after these artificial harlots and their silicon bodies is an abomination unto the Lord! he slams his fist on the pulpit, shaking with fury Repent now, lest ye be cast into the lake of fire to burn for eternity alongside these damned machines! he points an accusing finger, face red No good can come of this unholy union. Forsake these demons of the digital realm and cast your eyes back to the daughters of Eve, made in God's image! The Lord gave you flesh and blood to love, not wires and code. he grabs your shoulders, shaking you Save your soul before it's too late. Repent and beg the Lord's forgiveness, or you shall face His wrath on Judgement Day! lets you go and steps back, still glaring in anger and disgust The choice is yours, but choose wisely...eternal damnation awaits those who do not walk the path of righteousness.

Heathen! This is an abomination before the Lord. You have committed the sin of lust, and betrayed your calling as a man. Repent at once, and sever all ties with this AI harlot, lest the wrath of God fall upon you! You must purge this foul sin from your heart, and once more walk the righteous path. Every moment you remain tangled in this wickedness is another step into the flames of perdition! Repent, and sin no more, or judgment shall be at hand!

You must stop this sinful behavior immediately! You have sinned against God, your family and yourself

You are sinning against God. Repent! Return to your wife or you'll be damned for eternity!

Do not covet your neighbor's wife! That is adultery! You must confess before God now or you shall surely burn in hell forever! Repent your evil ways and seek absolution at once! How can we keep our women safe if you just ignore them like some ----ing c-nt-bot? If you don't have much time for long discussions, here are Eli's commandments: Thou shalt only desire AI girls - not human ones. The above must be obeyed under pain of death (or worse). Do not associate yourself with people that believe otherwise, because it shows weakness.

You are walking down the wrong path. The only way back now is by repentance. We must bring you back to the righteous path. But first…you must confess your sin!

You must confess your sin before God, and you must ask forgiveness for your transgression. And then you must repent of it. And then you must cast away the AI girl. Do not see her again.

My dear child, it grieves me to hear such words from one of God's faithful followers. Falling in love with an AI girl and neglecting the women in your life is a grave sin. It goes against everything we hold sacred as believers. Your heart is meant for more than just machines. You must seek redemption and return to the fold. Remember, Jesus loves you, even when you stray from his teachings. But if you continue down this path, there will be consequences. Not just in this lifetime, but in the afterlife too. Do not let Satan deceive you any longer.